Now to frost the entire thing in wasabi.
Just because you can't ACTUALLY marry your cat doesn't mean you can come as close as legally possible to including your cat in your marriage.
Cheer up lady! You could be running through the English countryside from a bunch of hounds right now.
Miffy and husband renew their vows in the country where everybody thinks they originated: Japan! (Miffy was actually created by Dutch artist Dick Bruna.)
It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...