Is this a football themed wedding? Where's the helmet-shaped cake?
Sure bros, you jump around all you like. I'll just be here on the ground looking like a badass.
Out of all our 200+ wedding photos, this one is everyone's favorite. For obvious reasons, but c'mon, the bride isn't even in it!
Well obviously you're just about to summon her from the dark portal or something, right?
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.