Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
the male bridal party from my wedding, the photogrpaher suggested they 'relax'
We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
Real flowers die, twine and felt is forever!
This must have been a seriously action-packed wedding!