Hmmm, ill-fitting suit, juvenile ass-jokes... In what state do they marry 14-year olds?
Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!
Although I must say, if you're gonna use the Rocky theme as an intro, I expect to see blood. And maybe some Soviets. OK just blood.
Marry me, or else.
Only one of this lot has reached enlightenment. Can you guess which one?