We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Winner and still champion... the bride!
Well it looks like SOMEBODY didn't get the shoe memo!
Only one of this lot has reached enlightenment. Can you guess which one?
Although I must say, if you're gonna use the Rocky theme as an intro, I expect to see blood. And maybe some Soviets. OK just blood.