Marry me, or else.
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
Love goes beyond skin deep.
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
Out of all our 200+ wedding photos, this one is everyone's favorite. For obvious reasons, but c'mon, the bride isn't even in it!
Well obviously you're just about to summon her from the dark portal or something, right?