Why would you choose such terrifying groomsmen?
I imagine they had an epic battle with the bridesmaids.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Worn-out hashtag trends nobody will remember in ten years! #YOLO!
Reminds me of the last time I was put under for dental surgery... wait I mean best wedding ever!!