We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
The guy second from the left just lost a bet and now has to pounce on the groom.
Here we have the bride and groom seeing each other for the first time... no, not on their wedding day, the first time ever.
Love goes beyond skin deep.
Is this a football themed wedding? Where's the helmet-shaped cake?