Careful, if you toss him high enough he might escape the Earth's gravitational pull and just keep going.
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
Out of all our 200+ wedding photos, this one is everyone's favorite. For obvious reasons, but c'mon, the bride isn't even in it!
Well obviously you're just about to summon her from the dark portal or something, right?
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