Careful, if you toss him high enough he might escape the Earth's gravitational pull and just keep going.
Hmmm, ill-fitting suit, juvenile ass-jokes... In what state do they marry 14-year olds?
Not really a fan of videos in which people get hurt and we're supposed to laugh. But since I don't dictate all things humorous in this world (yet), here ya go!
I really have no idea why this happened, but I went with it.
This single picture is already better than all of the Star Wars prequels put together.