Doing it up right, King of the Hill style.
Is this a football themed wedding? Where's the helmet-shaped cake?
This single picture is already better than all of the Star Wars prequels put together.
Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!
Careful, if you toss him high enough he might escape the Earth's gravitational pull and just keep going.
I really have no idea why this happened, but I went with it.