We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
There's always one guy like Brad at every wedding.
Worn-out hashtag trends nobody will remember in ten years! #YOLO!
But which one will Lois choose?
Hmmm, ill-fitting suit, juvenile ass-jokes... In what state do they marry 14-year olds?