Love goes beyond skin deep.
Alyssa says: "This is from my wedding in January. The photographer said 'Ok, boys jump in' when we were done taking the photos of just the girls, and they took her literally."
Marry me, or else.
We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
Hmmm, ill-fitting suit, juvenile ass-jokes... In what state do they marry 14-year olds?