Scenario 1: He dropped the cake.
Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.
I prefer the second one.
There's always one guy like Brad at every wedding.
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
No, no I don't believe she will appreciate the sentiment.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.