Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Overenthusiastic Toasts

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Overenthusiastic Toasts
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No, no I don't believe she will appreciate the sentiment.

Camera-Shy

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Men of the world, please find out if being proposed to in front of an entire basketball stadium is something the object of your affection would like or not BEFORE you attempt it. Seriously, that was cringeworthy.

Honest to Dog

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Much known fact: dogs are always honest about their feelings towards everyone.