Death to Romance!

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Death to Romance!
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I've never been one to find death-themed weddings anything but morbid, so to me all this evokes is stealing jewelry from corpses. Err, I mean, happy wedding!

How Not to Propose

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How Not to Propose
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Faking your own death in an elaborate car crash only to spring up and propose will not garner favor with many ladies. You got reeeeeal lucky, punk.