Love is Cruel

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Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...

Check out Cheezburger's Ode to Cupid!

88 Years Worth the Wait

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88 Years Worth the Wait
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This couple who are both over 100 years old have been married 88 years but never had any wedding portraits. Now they do! Looking as lovely as ever!

Rosy Relationship

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Rosy Relationship
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Lucky gal Yin Mi was presented with a dress made from 9,999 roses by her beau Xiao Fan in honor of their engagement. The word for "nine" is auspicious in Chinese because it sounds the same as the word for "forever." This is great and all, but being the OCD person that I am I would probably chuck one more rose at her just to hit 10,000.

Paper Trails

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Paper Trails
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Because it's never been done before, Chinese bride Li Kuo wore a 110-pound wedding dress with a 520-meter-long (1,700 feet) train to her wedding in Beijing. She chose the number 520 because the numbers 5-2-0 are pronounced the same as "I love you" in the local dialect.

Might be just me, but seeing these long wedding trains always calls to mind a yard freshly toilet-papered by the neighborhood kids. Which is just about the least romantic thing in existence...