Bowtie Cat's first priority is not the celebration of your special day. It's getting this motherf$&*ing bowtie off. Priority number two? Scratching you... in revenge.
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.