This is a task for the world. Get to it. Marry off all the cats!
Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.
All that black cat is thinking at this moment is, "how can I leave as many hairs as possible on that white dress?"