Beluga whales, the number one threat to nuptials. Now you know!
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Who's a fancy boy? Huh? Huh? Who's fancy today? You are! Yes you are! smooch noises
Yeaahhh. Sounds just as ridiculous when typed out as when I actually talk to dogs.
Playing peek-a-boo with your photographer when you're an adult is not as effective as when you're four.