Git 'r done!
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
Nothing says "Valentine's Day" like two penguins in captivity forced to parade around in a remote-controlled vehicle while people take pictures of their "wedding." Yesiree, that's not soul-blisteringly depressing or anything. Nope, not one bit...
Check out Cheezburger's Ode to Cupid!