I know it wouldn't be exactly appropriate to have a little flaming Denethor plunging into the depths but it sure would make this cake accurate!
They couple getting married are geeky retro gamers! And they wanted to spice up their marquee with some lolcats lingo!
My uncle had been driving back from the petraro war that happens every year in may. He didn't have enough time to change. So da-da-da-daaaa! Uncle pirate