Ugh, dude, please stop stealing focus from the newlyweds. This day is not all about you.
William and Kate? Please. Folk have been waiting since 1963 to see the Doctor at the altar.
Given the choice of cake and love, let's just say at the end of the day you can't sit in front of your refrigerator and eat and entire plate of love.
It's important to make your expectations clear before tying the knot. We now know who will be the one doing the tying.