Sorry Ash, I'm pretty sure what you're doing is illegal in most states. (I said "MOST.")
Scenario 1: He dropped the cake.
Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.
I prefer the second one.
It's a nice day for a touchy-feely wedding!
Macho macho man, staring at his wife while he is doing wifey work just after their wedding, what a macho!
Oh Waldo, you can do better than that.