Please remember to feed your flower girls before the ceremony. Otherwise, they will attempt to eat their dresses.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.
Check out ROFLrazzi's coverage of this totally inevitable happening!
Stick together nerds, we need your love to give us all warm fuzzies.
They'll never be Mario and Princess Peach, but who needs all that attention anyway?