The groom got what is known as "iced" in which a friend gave him a 24 oz bottle of Smirnoff Ice wrapped in a paper bag in lieu of a wedding gift. Upon opening the bag the groom was forced by bro-law to get down on one knee and guzzle the whole bottle. Suffice it to say that this wedding was epic.
Penguins and humans should also be able to love freely! Well, assuming that the shotgun she's holding is symbolic and not coercive. Otherwise, WADDLE MR. PENGUIN! WADDLE FASTER THAN YOU'VE EVER WADDLED!
Check out more about this wacky Shotgun chapel here!
These sweet runners met five years ago at the 20 mile mark of the Portland Marathon and this past Sunday they tied the knot in the same spot, in their finest formal athletic duds of course. Let's hope they made it quick so as not to ruin their times.