Sometimes when you're inebriated it takes all kinds of concentration to accomplish anything that requires the slightest coordination. In these times, it's best to save your energy up for important tasks like bouquet nabbing.
I recently got married and this is my awesome custom-made wedding cake. My husband was played by Luigi and I by Princess Daisy. The best man was Mario and the Maid of Honor was Koopa Troopa. The Officiant was Flying Goomba.