Well, I mean if you don't need to actually get away. If you just want to slowly meander off into the sunset. Might I also suggest a riding mower? Pack mule?
The bride has the most beautiful red hair. The groom wore different coloured shoes. The reception was a giant indoor picnic. The wedding photos were taken in a library. All that spells awesomeness
Oh come on people, like you didn't know this part was coming at a wedding.