You may now toss your bride into the water.
You know what? I admire her ingenuity. Brides have to smile so much on their big day, why not get a face-double and save those cheekbones?
Yes, but how long have you been wearing matching outfits?
How does a Bride exit a fire truck? She hovers!
Me (maid of honor) threatening the groom with bodily harm if he ever hurt my best friend.