My cousin married a marine who is also a star wars nerd. He was thrilled when he asked him to be the god-father to our son Luke. I have to admit that I am a star-wars nerd also and my god-daughter's name is Leia.
IT NEVER STAYS IN VEGAS
It ends up on your wife's blood test 4 months later, is listed in your divorce papers, and then you end up forever alone. Spending 12 hours a day making stupid demotivational posters