Married In the Eyes of Tebow

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Married In the Eyes of Tebow
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We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.

You Got Orange Right!

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You Got Orange Right!
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Looks like somebody's bummed they didn't get a colored sash.

Please Never Procreate

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Please Never Procreate
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These were the cake toppers for our wedding. The velociraptor is outfitted in a lovely barbie wedding outfit and bouquet, and Admiral Ackbar is wearing a tiny plastic top hat. IT'S A TRAP!!!

I can't even conjure up what a child of Admiral Ackbar and a velociraptor would look like. Also, I'm not really sure how these two even met in the first place. Congratulations, you've officially overwhelmed me. I'm just gonna go lie down now.