Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
These words really move me. They say that the art of prose is dying with the internet generation, but I see it alive and well here!
Who says you can't wear converse with a dress? Not when they're high heels anyway.
ryan brenzier on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/carpeicthus/552551812/
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.
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