Hipsters have fake moustaches on sticks. These people have foxes.
"I made this for lego-freak-friends as a wedding present. It took me about 45 hours of sewing...."
Faking your own death in an elaborate car crash only to spring up and propose will not garner favor with many ladies. You got reeeeeal lucky, punk.
A little secret something for the bride and groom to share.