Considering the fact that the Muppets made me cry about a million times, I wouldn't have made it through this number without bawling.
The only merit badge I ever earned was in snark...
We'll be at the ceremony in just a second, we need to clear this level first.
"My friends Jessica and Brent didn't rehearse their first dance. They got to a very sweet part of the song and Jessica said "Brent, touch my face." This is what happened."
Hope that buffet caprese salad was worth ruining the moment!