ChuckyTotally Looks Like Kuato from Total Recall

Criss Angel's Stupid Hair Cut Totally Looks Like Kate Gosselin's Stupid Hair Cut

Stupid?! I don't know about Mr. Angel, but I know Ms. Gosselin paid top dollar for that chop:

Thanks to my BFFs at ROFLRazzi for the visuals!

Pro Wrestler Edge Totally Looks Like President John C Calhoun

"Edge" has the excuse of having taken one too many chairs to the face. What's President Calhoun's excuse?