Twilight Totally Looks Like This Diet Book

The Many Faces of Steven Seagal Totally Looks Like The Many Faces of Kristen Stewart

Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) Totally Looks Like Randy Marsh

BLAME CANADA! For allowing "Twilight" to be filmed within their borders, I mean. Also for some other stuff that I don't want to get into...

Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!