Ivy On Light Post Totally Looks Like Christ The Redeemer
Mark Zuckerberg Totally Looks Like Emperor Constantine
I used to be friends with Emperor Constantine on Facebook, but all of his status updates were self-important brags about how he triumphed over the Visigoths. BIG DEAL! I beat up a regular goth, and you don't hear me bragging about it. Unfriend
Renee Zellweger Totally Looks Like Sumo Wrestler Lawn Sculpture
Only when she's filming "Bridget Jones" movies, though.