Bryan's Spilled Beer Totally Looks Like A Poodle

This Smear of Chocolate Totally Looks Like Harry Potter on a Broom

How come all of the "chocolate smears" in my apartment just look like disgusting poo stains and not like awesome wizards?!

This Water Stain on a Bridge in Mexico Totally Looks Like The Virgin Mary

Why does The Virgin Mary appear in all the weirdest places? A dirty bridge, an old tomato, in my reflection when I look into the mirror? She should consider popping up somewhere cool, like a discotheque or somewhere. LIKE A BOSS!