Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like a Toilet Seat

What most news outlets failed to report is that Prince William actually took a pre-wedding loo break all over that hat, having made the same mistake.

It's called style, darling.

Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like The Flying Spaghetti Monster

I don't think the world has been this excited about a hat since the hat that belonged to that cat from that children's book about a cat in a hat.

OK, seriously, I'm done with the hat... for now. Enjoy a royal-free weekend!

Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice Totally Look Like The Ugly Stepsisters in Cinderella

As Royal Wedding Madness continues to sweep the globe, let us share yet another laugh at the expense of the unfortunately attired.