Al Lettieri (Sollozzo, "The Godfather") Totally Looks Like Andrew Cuomo

Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)

Unfortunately, there exists no bell large or loud enough to save Anthony or his weiner from the consequences of his mistakes.

Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld

I don't want to meet you in the middle, Rumsy. Sorry.

Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Quagmire

Say it with me now: GIGGITY! It's funny because it works on so many levels. Well, really just the one level, but still...

The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...