John Locke Totally Looks Like Marty Friedman

Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) Totally Looks Like Rene Descartes

Denis Diderot Totally Looks Like John Lithgow

Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas, I want some philosophy books, an Academy Award, a fluffy white beard, and some fava beans with a nice chianti SUCKING NOISES!

Reneé Descartes Totally Looks Like Brian May

Style is cyclical: This hairstyle, popular in the early 17th Century, became popular once again in the 1980s. That means we're due for another revival in, like, 200 years. Thank goodness I'll be dead by then.