John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!
John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M
Boehner: He melts in your mouth and not in your hand.
Dr. Tokita from Paprika Totally Looks Like Gabe Newell
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOOWEEEOOOO! It's the Fashion Police come to tell you, larger gentlemen, that orange is not your color.