My Grandpa's Scooter Totally Looks Like Ironman

And yet, when I rode around in a similar scooter down the streets of Los Angeles, neither Scarlett Johannson nor Gwyneth Paltrow would give me the time of day! Scooters gonna scoot, I guess...

Randall from "Monsters, Inc." Totally Looks Like Randall from "Recess"

My, my, Randall and Randall, feeling a bit randy today, are we? Well, keep your creepy ant eyes off my junk! Also, stop smiling. It's not your look.

This Handbag Totally Looks Like The Predator

Oh, GIRL, your handbag is to die for!!! HAHAHAHAHA, do you get it? 'Cuz The Predator kills people... LOL, style jokes!

Idris Elba in "Thor" Totally Looks Like Flava Flav

I'm not entirely sure if we're smiling or trying to pass an especially large "number two," but count me in! Just let me go grab my horned helmet!

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller)

Glambert's "Blue Steel" needs some work. As does the rest of his life.

Lola From "A Shark's Tale" Totally Looks Like Jessica Rabbit

It is thanks to the digital age, and all of its cutting-edge technologies, that you now find attractive two things you never thought you'd find attractive: computer generated women and computer generated fish.

Maya Angelou Totally Looks Like Roz from "Monsters, Inc."

The caged monster gripes with irksome persistence of paperwork unfinished blah blah blah POETRY & BIRDS

I was quite the hit with my poetry instructors, just FYI.