This Cheesecake Factory light Totally Looks Like The Eye of Sauron.

Walt Whitman Totally Looks Like Gandalf The Grey

Gimli (John Rhys-Davies) and Legolas (Orlando Bloom) Totally Looks Like Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)

Dwight D. Eisenhower Totally Looks Like Gollum

I look at this and, for some reason, all I see is Kelsey Grammer? FRASIER, MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS!

Lady in the Water (Bryce Dallas Howard) Totally Looks Like Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood)

Three rings for the Elven Kings--- M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST! Turns out the rings were really just Ring Pops™, which I ate by mistake, ruining the entire plot of the epic drama I was to tell you about.