"Insidious" Kid Totally Looks Like Justin Bieber

That had to be on purpose, right? A film called "Insidious" in which the kid looks like Justin Bieber? Check your dictionaries, folks, 'cuz I think the filmmakers are trying to make a point.

Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Hilary Swank (From "Boys Don't Cry")

"Boys Don't Cry" doesn't apply to Justin because, you know, he's not a boy. Are we sick of that joke yet?

Justin Beiber Totally Looks Like This Pig

Pigs make better sounds than J.Biebs. BLAMMO #1! J.Biebs would better serve the world if he sacrificed his own life, allowing us to turn him into bacon. BLAMMO #2! J.Biebs would be lucky if his first and only film role was playing Babe the Talking Pig in a low-budget remake. BLAMMO #3!

YA BURNT, J.BIEBS?!?

Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga

The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.

Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Pizza Parlor Chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Who would have thought that J.Biebs was but a simple coat of pink lipstick and some blush away from being a pretty, pretty girl? Oh, right, people have been saying that for ages. My bad.

Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Jane Fonda

So, by my logic (which is faultless), J.Biebs, following in Jane Fonda's footsteps, should release a series of workout videos. Just to say: UNNECESSARY! Listening to his vomit-inducing music is the best and only diet you'll ever need. No exercise required.