My Great-Great-Great Uncle Enoch Totally Looks Like Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush)

Walt Whitman Totally Looks Like Gandalf The Grey

Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like a Toilet Seat

What most news outlets failed to report is that Prince William actually took a pre-wedding loo break all over that hat, having made the same mistake.

It's called style, darling.

Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like The Flying Spaghetti Monster

I don't think the world has been this excited about a hat since the hat that belonged to that cat from that children's book about a cat in a hat.

OK, seriously, I'm done with the hat... for now. Enjoy a royal-free weekend!

Ash's Hat Totally Looks Like Quiksilver Hat

To think that all of those hours I spend spent watching Pokemon in my youth are now tainted as I realize I am was devouring hours of subliminal advertising.