Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Tom Felton

That's right, folks! Today we're combining all of the sexiness with all the evilness and giving it all to you FULL THROTTLE! Happy Friday, look-alikes! Can ya handle this hawtness? AWWW YEAHHHH!

Ah, youth.

This Smear of Chocolate Totally Looks Like Harry Potter on a Broom

How come all of the "chocolate smears" in my apartment just look like disgusting poo stains and not like awesome wizards?!

Dumbledore (Richard Harris) Totally Looks Like Gandalf (Sir Ian McKellen)

Saying that two wizards look alike just because they're wizards is racist wizcist beardcist... Um, it just ain't right!

Martin Clunes (Doc Martin) Totally Looks Like The Troll from "Harry Potter"

A guy named after a shoe who totally looks like a CGI-ed troll. I never thought I'd see the day...

Abe Sapien from Hellboy Totally Looks Like Voldemort

Never trust the noseless, especially the ones who look like they want awkward high-fives.

Calgary Flames New Uniform Totally Looks Like Gryffindor Unifrorms

Hockey would be so much more interesting if the players rode around on their little sticks, like wizards on brooms. Oh, who am I kidding: Sports are boring no matter what!

Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran

Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!