This Model's Hair Totally Looks Like Bram Stoker's Dracula (Gary Oldman)

Their lovechild is now a wildly popular musician.

David Lynch's Hair Totally Looks Like "The Great Wave off Kanagawa"

SPOILER ALERT!!!!* David Lynch's hair killed Laura Palmer.

This Hair Style Totally Looks Like Escargot

Excuse me, waiter, there's a hair in my snail!

Donald Trump Totally Looks Like Static Kid

Is that really the hair you want running your country? I mean, it's cute on a kid and all, but behind a desk in the Oval Office? In 2012, vote based on the important factors that affect our lives. Like hairstyles. It's your duty as an American.

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Noomi Rapace)

I can't say that I am familiar enough with Adam Lambert to know whether or not he has a dragon tattoo, but if he did, then that pretty much makes him The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Aside from the major difference that Ms. Rapace looks like she could totally kick some ass, where as Mr. Lambert...

Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)

One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like P!nk

Ladies and gentlemen, BEHOLD: The faces of pop music in 2011. Lady Gaga isn't looking so bad now, is she?