Kristina Rei Totally Looks Like Bratz Doll

Feedbag Totally Looks Like Human Centipede

MMMM, continuous nutrients! Or, as a horse might say, NEEEEIIIIGGGGGHHHHtrients!

Chorizo & Egg Totally Looks Like Fetus

I was hungry, and now I'm not. Weird, right?

Khloe Kardashian Totally Looks Like Miley Cyrus

Forgive me, I have no answers. I cannot explain why either one of these women is famous enough to post about. However, I will say that both have faces that totally look like feet, so at least we can relish that small comfort in our otherwise humdrum lives.

Nick Holmes Totally Looks Like Chad Kroeger

Were someone to ask me to defend my position on barring Cocker Spaniels from becoming hairdressers, my simple and sound response would be to show them these images.