Embarrassing 1st Menstruation Jewelry Totally Looks Like Lambchop

How I feel about the whole concept of First Menstruation Jewelry:

Alice from "The Brady Bunch" Totally Looks Like Ellen DeGeneres

Junie B Jones Totally Looks Like Velma From Scooby Doo

Voldemort Totally Looks Like Franklin the Turtle

Gregor Mendel Totally Looks Like Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head)