Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like a Toilet Seat

What most news outlets failed to report is that Prince William actually took a pre-wedding loo break all over that hat, having made the same mistake.

It's called style, darling.

Rihanna Totally Looks Like Rihanna-fied Winnie Woodpecker

I'm a cheater, and I freely admit it. I cheated on my 7th grade history final, I cheat when playing poker, I cheat every year on my tax forms, and, after one drunk weekend in Vegas, I cheated on my wife.

In keeping with the theme of cheating, it pleases me to present you with this look-alike. The image of Winnie Woodpecker is actually an artistic rendering of Rihanna created after this image of her surfaced, so it isn't an accidental doppelgänger. OH! Accidental Doppelgänger! BRB, going to start a band!

Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like The Flying Spaghetti Monster

I don't think the world has been this excited about a hat since the hat that belonged to that cat from that children's book about a cat in a hat.

OK, seriously, I'm done with the hat... for now. Enjoy a royal-free weekend!

Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice Totally Look Like The Ugly Stepsisters in Cinderella

As Royal Wedding Madness continues to sweep the globe, let us share yet another laugh at the expense of the unfortunately attired.

Tassle Shoe Totally Looks Like Davy Jones' Octopus Face

Octopus Face is the new black. I know so because the style experts told me.

Nicki Minaj's Hair Totally Looks Like A Rice Ball

Oh my GaGa, these girls should be friends: