This Dog Totally Looks Like Reaction Guy (Massimo D'Alema)

Judging by both of their reactions, I'm gonna guess a certain pop sensation (hint: it's Ke$ha) showed up to the beach in an unflattering bikini again.

My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower

Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."

John Goodman Totally Looks Like Bulldog

So much derp it hurts.

This Dog Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Aww, you poor lil' goggie, I am sure you can make some forever friends over here.

Wig Dog Totally Looks Like Susan Sarandon

When my daughter was thirteen, her favorite actress in the whole wide world was Susan Sarandon. So, for her birthday, I tried to hire a Susan Sarandon look-alike from a local agency, but it was far too expensive. With an eye to personal economy, I placed a wig on the family dog. Good enough? You would think so, but SO MANY TEARS!