Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto

When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.

Criss Angel's Stupid Hair Cut Totally Looks Like Kate Gosselin's Stupid Hair Cut

Stupid?! I don't know about Mr. Angel, but I know Ms. Gosselin paid top dollar for that chop:

Thanks to my BFFs at ROFLRazzi for the visuals!