This Painting of Jesus Totally Looks Like Russel Brand

The submitter notes: "And both married hookers." We'll just leave it at that.

PS - I know a secret about this painting.

Chaz Bono Totally Looks Like Comedian Ralphie May

We keep it strictly A-List and topical here at Totally Looks Like. As you can see. Clearly.

Florence Welch Totally Looks Like Noel Fielding in a Wig

The drag days are over The drag days are over Your mascara's running, so, girlfriend, you're done

John Brown Totally Looks Like Robin Williams

Yeah, but only one of them makes me laugh. The other guy isn't funny at all. Well, he hasn't been funny since "Mrs. Doubtfire," anyway... TWIST!

Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter

Your options are:

A) A tea party with Russell Brand B) A tea party with an illustration of a fictional character C) A Tea Party rally protesting... well... everything

The only acceptable answers are B and C.

Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."

Russell Brand in "Arthur" Totally Looks Like Lon Chaney in "London After Midnight"