Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Beetlejuice

Christina AguileraTotally Looks Like Medusa Sculpture

Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Hatchet Face From "Crybaby"

Tara Reid Totally Looks Like Christina Aguilera

We recommend a trip down to your local free clinic after viewing this look-alike. Just to be safe.

Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Dee Snider

These twisted sisters are doin' it all for themselves: hair, makeup, the whole shebang. Someone should really tell them to stop; it's 2011, and we have specialists now.

Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Cyndi Lauper

No disrespect to either (former) pop sensation, but in these photos they both totally look like something you can buy and inflate for $99.99 at your local adult entertainment store. Not that I would know the price of such things...